:^) Wednesday, May 4, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 091} (^8
Laughzilla’s Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Obama whacks Osama
Funny One Liner:
“Despite Osama bin-Laden’s death, Hell has not frozen over, and gallon for gallon, the price of gas is still less than Starbucks coffee.” ~ Yasha Harari
“Top 10 dead terrorists jokes”
10) Frankly, Obama is happier than anyone that Osama is gone. Now he can stop thanking Bush for everything he did. 9) Osama bin-Laden was reportedly buried at sea, shrouded in a clean white cloth, hopefully along with a couple of pork chops. 8) Now that Osama bin Laden is in Hell, he finally has a new perception of getting eternal services by 72 Virginians, all American SEALs from lives past. 7) Osama died on May Day. Obama is a Socialist, right, Mr. Beck? So now the International Marxist Movement is responsible for bin-Laden’s death? 6) New drink: The Bin-Laden. Two shots and a splash of water. 5) It took the greatest military and intelligence organizations in the world to whack a luddite Islamic terrorist living it up in a mansion in Pakistan. How long will it take America to defeat a billion extremists? 4) On 9/11, the Palestinians cheered at the great success of Osama. On May 1, 2011, they mourned bin-Laden’s death. Really smart people, aren’t they? 3) The American President has his 2012 campaign strategy all locked up: Obama has his birth certificate, and Osama’s death certificate. 2) Pakistan is very happy Osama bin-Laden died on their land. Now they can allow al-Qaida supporters to make a shrine in Abbotabad. … and the #1 dead terrorist joke is: 1) Q: How many dead terrorists does it take to make a good day? A: No one knows, so we should kill them all and find out. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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