:^) Monday, June 6, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 115} (^8
Laughzilla’s Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Wanted: Roof Raiser
Funny One Liner:
“To fix the economy, America does not have to raise its debt ceiling. It has to lower its credit floor.” ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
“Top 10 U.S. debt ceiling jokes”
10) Obama is thrilled that U.S. economy is broke. This lets him update his slogan from Hope and Change to Hope and Post-dated Checks. 9) The U.S. Treasury is worried that the debt ceiling will be raised, because they can’t buy the ink of China needed to print the money with devalued dollar bills. 8) Americans don’t really care about raising the debt ceiling, as long as they pay less tax on Chinese goods. 7) You can’t always get what you want, but if you try some time, you just might find, you get Congress to raise the debt ceiling. 6) Syria is worried that the U.S. debt ceiling will not be raised, because it means Americans won’t be summering in Damascus. 5) Gaddafi is worried the U.S. is not raising the debt ceiling, because it means they will have to cut back on the number of free fireworks displays at his palace. 4) It takes a village to raise a child, and it took a gluttonous nation to max out its debt ceiling 70 times in the past 50 years. 3) If America sets itself on a path to go green, then it will happen thanks to the U.S. Treasury printers. 2) Do you really think America could be called a Socialist country, if it financed all of its debt off of the profits of big business? … and the #1 U.S. debt ceiling joke is: 1) You can Hope for Change all you want, but it takes Bills and Legislation to raise the U.S. Debt Ceiling. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |