How Bashar Assad Interpreted the 6 Point Peace Plan

How Assad Reads Kofi Annan's Plan

Syria’s Bashar Assad formally accepted the UN’s Peace Plan, as presented by Kofi Annan, and then he twisted its meaning to his liking.

Laughzilla took a shot at the dictator’s arsenal of political percptions with this How Assad Accepted the UN’s 6 Point Peace Plan Editorial Cartoon, originally drawn and published for The Daily Dose on March 30, 2012.

This political cartoon of the Syrian Six-Shooter was drawn from the hip to give artistic oxygen to the #OccupyNGOs movement, because the top 1% of technocrats should not control over half of international institutions of issues.

St. Patrick’s Day Greetings from Bashar Assad

Happy St. Patrick's Day

In the Middle of March, Bashar Assad kept up his killing spree, offing his own subjects at a rate of 30 or so a day, estimates indicated.

Laughzilla considered what kind of PR stumt Assad might pull if he were trying to woo more fans in Ireland, upon St. Patrick’s Day. And so, this Assad St. Patrick’s Day Cartoon came to be.

Ode to Whitney Houston by Bashar Assad

Who will you always love?

So it happens that in the record of history, the American pop star diva was laid to rest at the same time that the President of Syria, Bashar al-Assad, was slaughtering more of his Syrian subjects.

Despite the unlikely combination of the two stories, Laughzilla found a way to do just that with this diva / dictator editorial cartoon for the bitter pill webcomic at The Daily Dose in this classic Assad / Houston cartoon.

By the way, if you don’t yet own your own copy of The Daily Dose editorial cartoon books, you might want to, with this caveat: The humor kills and the illustrations are to die for.

The Daily Dose 4/26/2011 – Top Ten Arab dictator jokes

:^) Tuesday, April 26, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 088} (^8

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Dictators Have Dreams from their Fathers, too!

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Funny One Liner:
“Assad, Gaddafi and Sallah are rebuking the lesson learned by Ben-Ali, Mubarak and Gbagbo. And that lesson is, you can’t crush your own people and at the same time be a puppet of the U.S., but you can crush your people if you play along with Obama’s half-baked foreign policy.” ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

“Top 10 Arab dictator jokes” 10) Every dictatoris a confused anarchist. 9) Tyranny is the most perfect democracy in the eyes of the dictator. 8) Tyrants believe in benevolent dictatorships, as long as they are the dictators. 7) Pity the poor dictators, for they are merely misunderstood shepherds. 6) Arab dictators are most unfortunate, beset by illegitimate power, oppressive methods, and ugly faces. 5) Arab dictators fear something about America: That Obama will lose to a wiser candidate in 2012. 4) Arab dictators are peaceful loving human beings who support dissent and opposition, as long as they get to shoot those opponents. 3) No dictator, Arab or otherwise, can brutally subjugate a people forever, but they sure can use violence and inhumane tactics as long as they’re in power. 2) There’s nothing wrong with the dictators of Araby, from their point of view. … and the #1 Arab dictator joke is: 1) Arab dictators fear the American GOP: Gas & Oil Prices. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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The Daily Dose 3/31/2011 – Top Ten Amazing Syrian Tactics

:^) Thursday, March 31, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 073} (^8

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Assad … Not a Reformer.

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Funny One Liner:
“Under pressure from protestors and international voices, Syria’s President Assad promised nothing and will deliver nothing. In his view, that’s called Managing Expectations.” ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

“Top 10 Amazing Syrian Tactics”  10) Shoot and kill unarmed protestors who all have cameras and internet on their phones. 9) Shoot and kill unarmed mourners of the proterstors you killed, who all have twitter and facebook on their phones. 8) Shoot at more unarmed mourners and protestors, who are now growing steadily in numbers, as seen on their youtube uploads from their mobile phones. 7) Declare you will immediately strike the emergency law, and then not do it and instead kill more protestors and mourners, who at this point, are one large and growing mass of people across the country. 6) Have a parade celebrating the dictator by forcing people to rally. 5) Give a speech promising resistance to your opponents and no reforms. 4) Wait for international condemnation and then have a lower level committee announce the need to investigate reform. 3) Keep killing people who are protesting peacefully. The Syrian Army needs the training. 2) Keep blaming terrorists (who aren’t on your sponsorship recipients list), Israel and the West of conspiring against you, while ignoring the public outcry of your fellow citizens. … and the #1 Amazing Syrian Tactic is: 1) Openly kiss Iran’s ass, while supporting Hizbullah, killing your own citizens and pretending to be a friend of the West, and in that way trying to cling to power using political ideology which died long ago. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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