:^) Sunday, June 5, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 114} (^8
Laughzilla’s Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Yeah man Yemen
Funny One Liner:
“President Abudullah Salah of Yemen has left his office and country for medical help in Saudi Arabia for injuries he sustained to his head, but the doctors treating him say there is nothing they can do for his bruised ego.” ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
“Top 10 Yemen jokes”
10) You can take the dictator away from Yemen, but you can’t take the Yes men away from the dictator. 9) Unfortunately for President Saleh of Yemen, he did not learn that it’s better to retire than to be fired upon. 8) Hosni Mubarak, the former President of Egypt now under arrest on charges of corruption, reportedly sent a message to President Saleh of Yemen, which simply stated “Trust me, get out.” 7) President Salah the dictator of Yemen never understood how unpopular he was, because all his Yes Men relied on their own twitter feeds as sources for their polls. 6) Yemen is stuck between a desert and the Arabian Sea. In other words, it’s stuck between a crumbled sea of rock and a hard place to swim. 5) President Salah wanted Yemen to follow in the footsteps of Libya and Syria, but instead his country followed in the cyber storm that swept Tunisia and Egypt. 4) President Obama is not pleased that President Saleh has been forced to leave Yemen, because now America has to find a new puppet to rule that sandlot country. 3) Yemen is now the third country in the Middle East to oust a dictator from power during the Arab Spring revolutions of 2011, and their new leaders will crush anyone who opposes them. 2) President Saleh of Yemen has so many ties in Yemen, that his loyalist tribal chiefs are making him a traditional robe and turban made from the spares. … and the #1 Yemen joke is: 1) President Saleh fled Yemen. Yeah, man. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |