The Daily Dose 10/7/2011 – Ten Years of Afghanistan War cartoon and Top Ten War on Terror jokes

Ten Years of War in Afghanistan editorial cartoon and Top 10 War on Terror jokes

“The war on terror is no joke, because most people who try to make it funny just end up bombing it.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 War on Terror jokes”

10. Economy: Frustrated by high unemployment and low salaries? Learn to make things that go “Ka-Boom!” and make money on the Afghan market.

9. Food: In Kabul, a new chain of sweet food vendors are marketing an Afghan version of the Cinnabun, called the Talibun, available until the Allied forces complete their withdrawal. 

8. Irony: In 2011, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded on the 10th anniversary of the US-led military operations in Afghanistan and the ongoing War on Terror.

7. Technology: Would drone strikes and the War on Terror be as unpopular if instead of exploding things, they were planting cash crops?

6. Iambic Pentameter: Ten years of the war in Afghanistan were launched by the acts of a now dead man.

5. Politics: Politicians don’t kill people in war. People kill people in war. Proof that politicians are not people.

4. Haiku: Osama went nuts. He attacked America. Ten year wars take guts.

3. Internet: You can’t solve the War on Terror with a social network. It takes a killer app.

2. Religion: Like the battle of religion and skepticism, both sides are in it to win it. They believe their way is the only winning way. Yet at least one of them will be wrong.

… and the #1 War on Terror joke  is:

1. The Beach Boys are very disappointed that after a decade of the War on Terror, America has yet to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com. 

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The Daily Dose 3/22/2011 – Top Ten Double Speak Jokes about UNSC Resolution 1973

:^) Tuesday, March 22, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 069} (^8

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Diplomatic Choices

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Funny One Liner:
“The only certainty in the fog of war is uncertainty.” ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

“Top 10 Double Speak Jokes about UNSC Resolution 1973″  10) The mission of UN Security Council Resolution 1973 concerning Libya is to protect civilians, implement a no-fly zone, target Gaddafi’s offensive capabilities, and not go after Gaddafi. 9) The Arab League fully supports UNSC Resolution 1973, and is against using bombs to implement a no-fly zone. 8) UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon is resolute in demanding concrete actions being taken against Libya, especially not regime change regarding Colonel Khadafi. 7) The United Arab Emirates and Qatar have committed specific unspecified resources to the mission of UNSC Resolution 1973. 6) The international politics of the mission against Libya’s Colonel Gaddafy is driven by humanitarian concerns, and not politics. 5) After the US hands over command of the mission against Libya to NATO, NATO will consider the political will of the Arab states, and therefore will not be in charge. 4) French policy vis-a-vis Libya is to show the world that it abhors disproportional use of force and therefore is sending its best bombers and fighter jets to impose its will over Gadaffi and his regime. 3) Great Britain maintains that any outcome in which Kaddafi remains in power is not a victory, and therefore The UK is not going after Colonel Kadafi. 2) America’s policy regarding Libya is getting rid of Muamar Gadaffy, protecting civilians in Libya and not toppling the Khadafi regime. … and the #1 Double Speak Joke about UNSC Resolution 1973 is: 1) This unshakable international mission against Gaddafi could last days, weeks, months, or years, except that it can only last days or weeks until it will be unsustainable in international relations. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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The Daily Dose 3/20/2011 – Top Ten Reasons Gaddafi Will Lose

:^) Sunday, March 20, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 068} (^8

8^) Happy Purim! (^:

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In Libya, It’s WAR!

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Funny One Liner:
“The international coalition launched its war on Gaddafi on Purim. Gadaffy says this is more proof that Al-Qaida is behind this colonialist, zionist crusade. I say that’s more proof Khadafi’s had his head in the hot desert sand for too long.” ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

“Top 10 Reasons Gaddafi Will Lose” 10) B-2 Stealth Bomber Pilots love getting their adrenaline tickled by raids on desert compounds. 9) The Air Force of Qatar is supporting the attacks on Libya. 8) Stormshadow missiles aren’t afraid of Khadaffy’s rhetoric. 7) The rebels in Benghazi have itchy trigger fingers, and support from an international coalition of air forces. 6) Gaddafi’s tent is not rocket-proof. 5) Ghadafi’s not Charlie Sheen, and isn’t likely to go on a comedy tour in Detroit and Chicago anytime soon. 4) Khadafi’s female ninja bodyguards can’t actually stop an American F-18 Hornet. 3) The war started on the anniversary date of the Iraq war, and on Purim. That’s a bad time to be an enemy of America and Zion. 2) Unfortunately for Gadafi, French President Sarkozy is no Chirac. … and the #1 Reason Gadafi Will Lose is: 1) Gaddafi can’t really fight too well against a Tomohawk missile wearing all those robes and turbans. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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