It was time for the #OccupySilhouette movement to take flight, so Laughzilla helped them do that, with this editorial cartoon, because the top 1% of silhouettes should not own more than half of all the shadows.
Keep laughing. It brightens the dark.
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will Romney overcome the Gingrinch with love this Xmas?
It’s Christmas Eve … and this year for an early Christmas present, The Daily Dose and Laughzilla bring you The Gingrinch Who Stole Christmas in a political cartoon and top 10 list of #occupychristmas jokes.
The #ows inspired comic strip panel takes poignant aim at a few of the 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates are in the spotlight during the 2011 winter holidays. Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann get the pen’s point to the hilt.
What do you think of the extra splash of red?
Happy holidays to all, and to all a good night! 🙂
#OccupyHistory editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy History jokes
“Kim Jong-Il died because at the end he was lil’ Kim Jong Too Ill.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy History jokes”
- 10. So if America won the war in Iraq, and to the victor go the spoils, then why is China (which opposed the war) the big winner of free Iraq petro-dollars?
- 9. Now that Kim Jong-Il is with his maker, will he be known as the “Eternal Beloved Leader” or “The guy with the weird hairdo that we’re glad to get rid of”?
- 8. Since North Korea is no longer run by li’l Kim, what’s the rap on their nukes?
- 7. After learning of the death of the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, conservative Democrats in Washington were wondering, WWBCD – What Would Bill Clinton Do?
- 6. You can try to #OccupyHistory with revisionism all you want, but in the end, all the poisons slip out.
- 5. Following the death of Lil’ Kim Jong-Il, the American rapper known as Lil’ Kim can no longer pursue her trademark infringement suit against the bouffant loving short tyrant in plain counter-culture suits.
- 4. If you Occupy History books, does that mean you’re preventing the other 99% from reading them?
- 3. The war in Iraq is over. Osama bin Laden is dead. Lil’ Kim Jong-Il is dead. A bunch of Arab dictators are dead, ousted from power, or under great pressure to leave office. People power is reversing many of the acts carried out by the administration of President George W. Bush. So … why is the economy still in the tank?
- 2. Can you really occupy history if you can’t even occupy the present?
- … and the #1 #OccupyHistory joke is:
- 1. If you have to read between the sheets just to learn the facts, you might be someone who likes to Occupy History.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
#OccupyPoliSciFi editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Poli Sci-Fi jokes
“Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no honest PoliSciFi to occupy down here.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Poli Sci-Fi jokes”
- 10. Veteran Congressman to Rookie Congressman: Of course you have to compromise. All that political sci-fi stuff we say to get elected, that’s just to occupy the airwaves between elections.
- 9. To Occupy Political Lies and to Occupy Poli-Sci-Fi, is doubly-redundant.
- 8. PoliSciFi of the week: Barney Frank won’t run again, not because he doesn’t have a chance in his next election, but because his stamp collecting hobby is starting to occupy too much of his time.
- 7. If #OccupyWallStreet thought politicians in Washington, DC and bankers on Wall Street were able to improve the system, would you say they are reading too much political science fiction?
- 6. Newt Gingrich, a man whose personal life is rife with lying, cheating, and extra marital affairs, is the Great White-Haired Hope of the GOP for the 2012 Presidential Elections. It seems the elephant in the room has chosen to Occupy Poli-Sci-Fi.
- 5. Occupy Poli-SciFi seeks another round of Financing: #OWS members wanted to feed the world, so they opened an account at the World Bank and asked for a seed fund to grow truthful political leaders for the Third World. Unfortunately given the world drought situation, those nations will have to wait at least another generation before there are any new truthful politicians available.
- 4. WWPSFD – What Would Political Science Fiction Determine?
- 3. When #OccupyWallStreet preach for change, it’s political fantasy. When politicians promise, it’s poli-sci-fi.
- 2. During the American Fall, #OWS practiced Political Science fiction with a touch of fantasy, backed by free form advertising campaigns.
- … and the #1 #OccupyPoliSciFi joke is:
- 1. #OccupyPoliSciFi – The day the Electoral College became equitable and fully accountable to the People.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Did you fill your online shopping cart today?
#OccupyShoppingOnline editorial cartoon and Top 10 Cyber Monday jokes
“It’s Cyber Monday. Do you know where your credit card is?” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Cyber Monday jokes”
- 10. Stay-at-home #OccupyWallStreet protesters are upset that the top 1% wealthiest people control over half the information superhighway network bandwidth, leaving the other 99% to scramble for bargains over slow Internet connections on Cyber Monday.
- 9. If #OWS has taught us anything, it’s that Cyber Monday is a great day to go online and shop for stuff you want while the other 99% are out protesting against the companies that sell that stuff.
- 8. Most people (including Willie Nelson) can’t Occupy Cyber Monday unless they pay a corporation for the privilege of going online in order not to enrich companies selling goods and services over the Internet.
- 7. Cyber Monday is about as relevant and emotionally-gripping a term as Flag Day.
- 6. Be frugal when you Occupy Cyber Monday, or else on Analog Tuesday your head will likely suffer electronic sticker shock.
- 5. Cyber Monday … a perfect way to occupy your wallet with your digits.
- 4. If you found a great deal on Cyber Monday and you’re one of the Occupy people, is it wrong if you buy what you want from one of the grossly wealthy corporations?
- 3. President Obama and American Congresspeople love Cyber Monday, because it pushes back the work people expect them to get done by another day before the winter holidays.
- 2. If 99% of the people who buy stuff on Cyber Monday feel like they’re all winners when they get great deals and save money, then why do they hate the people that procure those goods?
- … and the #1 #OccupyCyberMonday joke is:
- 1. #OccupyCyberMonday – Because it’s a great way to start the work week and tell your boss “I’m doing business online.”
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
#OccupyLeftovers editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Leftovers jokes
“Nearly all Thanksgiving leftovers are occupied by the other 99% of consumers, commonly called Americans.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 #OccupyLeftovers jokes”
- 10. Maybe you were forced to have your stomach occupy leftovers after Thankgiving. Just don’t blame the cranberries.
- 9. You may not enjoy eating Thanksgiving leftovers very much, but it’s better than being the turkey occupying sandwiches.
- 8. If you occupy leftovers after the thanksgiving holidays, you will be among the 99% of people in the labor force who nap through the next week.
- 7. #OccupyWallStreet management which currently accepts contributions from Anonymous donors is looking forward to the next week when their stocks will be replenished with Thanksgiving holiday leftovers.
- 6. If all the Angry Birds that survived Thanksgiving decided to Occupy Wall Street, how many bankers would be leftover?
- 5. American politicians love when the People occupy leftovers rather than complaining about the government between the seasonal holiday feasts.
- 4. #OWS believes that the top 1% should contribute more of their Thanksgiving leftovers to the other 99%, but they can keep their yams.
- 3. America’s philosophy after Thanksgiving: Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses of holiday leftovers to occupy lunchboxes for a week.
- 2. Thanksgiving weekend. A time for occupying shopping, football, and leftovers.
- … and the #1 Occupy Leftovers joke is:
- 1. #OccupyLeftovers – Because the 99% are too full, too tired, and have nothing left to say.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Super Committee editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Spending Cuts jokes
- “It’s a bird. It’s a Meme. It’s … #OccupySpendingCuts interfering with the U.S. Congress’ Super Committee responsible for cutting trillions of dollars over a ten year period, which is a lot like eating the whole cake, leaving one bite, and thinking you’re doing well with your diet.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Spending Cuts jokes“
- 10. You can’t occupy spending cuts, if you occupy Pizza Huts.
- 9. #OWS wants smaller government and spending cuts, along with larger benefits for the 99% and higher investment-stopping taxes for the job creators in the top 1%. Sure, and who doesn’t want to have their cake and eat it, too?
- 8. The Tea Party wants the other 99% to migrate from #OccupyWallStreet to their movement, because their average member finally realized they share the dream of government spending cuts, and that just watching Conservative news channels doesn’t actually put them in the top 1%.
- 7. For Thanksgiving this year, #OccupySpendingCuts is serving turkey meals for the top 1% of #OWS leaders, and tofu turkey for the other 99%.
- 6. #OccupySpendingCuts is demanding smaller government budgets, and is not presenting a list of suggested cuts, because that would favor the top 1% who would make more money as a result of those cuts.
- 5. The Koch Brothers are reportedly looking for a way to trademark #OccupySpendingCuts in order to p0wn some liberal media space while simultaneously driving their smaller government, lower taxes agenda.
- 4. Wall Street Bankers in the top 1% would actually support the 99% agenda of Occupy Wall Street if the protesters would appeal to the fat cats’ desire for less government waste, and cheaper Nutri-Bean Paste.
- 3. No one in the U.S. Congress wants to occupy spending cuts. They’d rather gouge the treasure of the nation like little King Tuts.
- 2. Can a protest movement that wants to occupy spending cuts make a difference if it spends its time occupying everything other than the big bloated government?
- … and the #1 #OccupySpendingCuts joke is:
- 1. #OccupySpendingCuts – To reach the unreachable dream.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Desert Island cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes
- “A man stuck on a desert island has a solar-powered shortwave radio and after hearing about the #OccupyWallStreet protests decides to demonstrate against himself for a more equitable share of the spoils.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Occupy Solitude jokes”
- 10. Wall Street bankers might have more empathy for #OccupyWallStreet protesters if they didn’t have their own private islands to hide on.
- 9. If #OWS people Occupy Desert Islands, would they still be as upset with the system back home?
- 8. #OccupySolitude – Because after two months of trying to #OccupyTogether the only thing that was achieved is a lot of noise without a lot of poise.
- 7. If everyone who feels alone decides to occupy solitude together, how would that work?
- 6. #OccupySurvivor – It’s time for the 99% of Survivor rejects to put an end to that corrupt, capitalist, backstabbing reality TV show.
- 5. A Wall Street banker and an OWS protester are stuck on a desert island together, and the banker enriches himself off of the protester by controlling half the coconuts.
- 4. A woodland Hermit protested against the top 1% by occupying the mountaintop forest by himself.
- 3. A loner who manages to eek out a living off the grid and outside of the network, decided that if he occupies solitude, he would be protesting against himself.
- 2. Solomon Grundie, a lonely and sad French student is despondent about his poor when his teacher tells him, “Sol, etude!”
- … and the #1 #OccupySolitude joke is:
- 1. #OccupyAlone – Pitting uniques among the 99% against elites among the top 1%.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Polar Bear editorial cartoon and Top 10 South Pole jokes
- “It’s perfectly legal for #OWS supporters to protest for greater freedom and social justice in Antarctica, and there are no cops there to remove any squatter tents.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 South Pole jokes”
- 10. #OccupyAntarctica – Now that #OccupyWallStreet protest sites are being dismantled by force, the Occupy Wall Street protesters plan to Occupy Antarctica because 100% of the true and magnectic Poles are controlled by just 4 Poles, and none of them is even Polish by birth.
- 9. Government – Q: Why does the South Pole Propaganda Ministry have a hard time getting its side of the story covered by the media? A: You can’t pay for airtime with fish.
- 8. Survivor – In the fight for Survival of the Fittest, many animals by the South Pole are forced off the Island of Antarctica because they did not get the seal of approval to stay on.
- 7. Ski Resort – Why are there no popular ski resorts at the South Pole? No one believes you can do winter ski in a desert.
- 6. Blonde – Q: Why do dumb blondes love running around in bikinis at the South Pole? A: They aren’t affected by brain freeze.
- 5. Bar Joke – A seal, a penguin and a polar bear go into a South Pole bar, and the bartender serves them their drinks on ice.
- 4. Philosophical – What do vegetarian Polar Bears eat at the South Pole?
- 3. Nightly – In the South Pole, it’s always darkest before Spring.
- 2. Snap – Stop telling me I’m being too protective of my penguin egg!
- … and the #1 South Pole joke is:
- 1. Diss – You would be so much cooler if you were in the South Pole.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Read more: http://thedailydose.com/2011/11/16/polar-bear-at-the-south-pole/#ixzz1ds9O2600
#OccupySweep editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Sweep jokes
- “Wall Street sweepers were some of the most overworked, underpaid city workers, until they were able to capitalize on the overtime they get paid to clean up the garbage left behind by the Occupy Wall Street protesters.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 #OccupySweep jokes”
- 10. #OccupyTrash – Because the top 1% of consumers own over half of the trash.
- 9. #OccupyFilth – It’s time for the other 99% to declare an end to sanitary protest areas.
- 8. #OccupyLitter – Because Anonymous trash tossers should be allowed to smear the image of the #OWS movement by tossing garbage everywhere around themselves.
- 7. #OccupyRefuse – Because the public toilets in the Occupy protest areas are all occupied.
- 6. #OccupyGarbage – The other 99% want their fair share of society’s trash.
- 5. #OccupyRecyclingBin – #OccupyWallStreet is reincarnating itself around the world, thanks to eco-minded recycling demonstration experts.
- 4. #OccupyTrashCan – Because millions of dollars worth of V for Vendetta masks have ended up there during Occupy Wall Street protests.
- 3. #OccupyDustpan – If the mess is too big after an Occupy Wall Street protest, don’t weep when you can sweep.
- 2. #OccupyGarbageReceptacle – Because leaving a massive mess while shouting against wealth is well received by trash bins, garbage trucks, landfills and the massive corporations that own them.
- … and the #1 Occupy Sweep joke is:
- 1. #OccupySweep – Because it’s time for the 99% to clean up the mess made by the top 1% of litterbugs.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Read more: http://thedailydose.com/2011/11/15/occupy-sweep/#ixzz1dlxl7Sy5
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